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“

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

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— Otto von Bismarck (born April 1, 1815, All Fools Day)

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True love is inexhaustible; the more you give, the more you have.

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— Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

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May there only be peaceful and cheerful Earth Days to come for our beautiful Spaceship Earth as it continues to spin and circle in frigid space with its warm and fragile cargo of animate life.

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— United Nations Secretary-General U Thant, March 21, 1971

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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

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— Bob Hope

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A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

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— Mitch Hedberg

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Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

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— Charles Schulz

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Other holidays repose upon the past; Arbor Day proposes for the future.

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— Julius Sterling Morton

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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

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— United States Declaration of Independence

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Dear George, remember no man is a failure who has friends. Thanks for the wings, Love Clarence.

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— Clarence Oddbody

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If they have no bread, then let them eat cake!

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— Marie Antoinette