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As if it matters. Mostly for testing, folks. Mostly for adding GIS-related content to Wikipedia if it isn't there already. Below is some non-GIS content.

Lester Crudup[edit]

Lester Crudup is the main character of the heretofore unknown pre-Civil War novel entitled Crudups Stank So Bad, by Nancy Susan Newsome Darden Dayvault Jenkins Beauregard Crudup, of the Kinston, NC Crudups. Lester Crudup suffers from dysentery and toenail fungus, but otherwise is a fine, fine human being. He is constantly besought by feelings of adequacy and disinterest in his latent apathy.

Tristan J. P. Thatterthwaite III, the leading Kinston literary critic of the Ebeneezer Epoch (5:12am - 6:15am on May 2nd, 1924), had this to say about Lester Crudup:

Lester Crudup, as told in the story of the Crudups known around these here parts as "Crudups Stank So Bad", was a man. Little else is known, even after reading the book.

With such glowing reviews, it is hard to imagine why Ms. Crudup's book wasn't more popular in the salons of the day. And believe me, the salon scene in Kinston was and is very vibrant.

Ms. Crudup, by the way, is not related to any other person who might have a similar name, especially one that someone might have known long ago. Certainly not related to a person that had a seemingly incredibly long name, as if the length of the name somehow implied pedigree. Pedigree as in naming your dog "Mr. Bowser Pinky Standard-Bearer Dominant of North Asbury". But we digress, don't we?