User:Aghaene

snuk

This user says snuck.

... in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

(s)he

This user supports parallel usage.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

English

This user knows that 'to' is pronounced /tʊ/, not /a/.

whom

This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.

less & fewer

This user understands the difference between less & fewer.

if & whether

This user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

Subj

This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.

Latin Plurals: "Data is are..."

This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

A, B, and
A and B

This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.

???
?!?
!!!

This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!

’s

This user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should!

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

its & it's

This user thinks
ohh, if you want it to be possessive,
it's just i-t-s,
but if it's supposed to be a contraction,
then it's i-t-apostrophe-s...
Scalawag.

its

This user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).

its
it's

It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

its & it's

This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

“...”!
~~US vs. UK~~

This user uses logical quotation marks. Internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a style issue!

;

This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.

~~Pickyness~~ Pickiness

This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".

ə

This user is a Grammar Nazi.

UK

This user uses British English.

en

This user supports the
English English language.

OED

This user uses Oxford spelling.

AIM-1

This uzer has an amateur understanding of the AIM talk. Brb

en-us
-0

This user has very little understanding of American English.

en-us
-5

This user can contribute at a professional level of American English.

en-GB
-5

This user can contribute at a professional level of British English.

pig-3

Isthay userway ancay ontributecay ithway anway advancedway evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay.

Ubbi-2

Thubis ubusuber cuban spubeak uban ubintubermedubiubate lubevubel ubof Ububbubi Dububbubi.

IntS-1

This uxor is a lamer at Internet slang, but still lieks to throw in teh occasional "lol" or "omg" on their blog.

1337/
IntS !

This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you, thanks.

Nds!

This user is strongly offended by the Slavophobic "Nadsat", and will not respond well to use thereof.

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

gb-0

This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims.

ubx-0

This user does not enjoy userboxes.

dlph-1

Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.

sar-N

This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

@#$!-0

This user doesn't use profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, or expletives.

Speliŋ Rəfɔrm

This user thinks spelling should be phonetic, and uses or has created a writing system for this purpose.

C++-1

This user is a beginning C++ programmer.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

W3C

This user believes in compliance with W3C standards.

This user's favourite animal is the raven.

This user is
observed by
platys.

This user likes goats.

This user's favorite color is ultraviolet.

The user is a SUPER FAN of
Mr. Bean.

G

This user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

Y

This user prefers Yahoo over Google.

G

This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause.

This user is a carnivore.

This user will dine on MREs as soon as they offer varieties such as "Foie gras de canard aux truffes".

This user loves blue cheese.

This user loves lychees.

This user enjoys limes AND all things limey.

This user eats crisps.

This user eats sushi.

This user likes their steak brown on the outside, mooing on the inside.

This user likes deer meat.

This user likes horses, especially on sandwiches.

This user likes pie.

This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.

~~H₂O~~

This user is H₂O intolerant. Achoo!

Java-4

This user is an expert coffee drinker.

This user drinks cappuccino.

This user prefers Coca Cola over Pepsi.

This user drinks Sake.

This user enjoys White Russians. (So does the Dude.)

This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh.

This user drinks wine.

This user loves
Thai cuisine.

This user loves
Japanese cuisine.

GAME

This user won "the Game".

This user plays Hearts.

???

This user is interested in interest.

This user enjoys cooking.

This user is a Bowhunter.

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user enjoys overcast weather.

This user loves the Winter.

This user likes foggy days.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user knows your mother
(and will say "hi" to her for you)

This user is an Anglophile.

This user is an advanced mathematician.

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

${\frac {?}{0}}$

This user can divide by zero.

This user knows that math is $\int e^{xy}\,$ .

{\sqrt {2}}

This user knows how to prove that the square root of two is irrational.

\sum _{n=1}^{\infty }{\frac {n^{x}}{x!}}

This user understands capital sigma and pi notation, and you should too!

\prod _{n=1}^{\infty }{\frac {n^{x}}{x!}}

?met?

This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.

10

This user realizes that there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who do not.

6×9=42

This user jokes in base 13.

0.{\bar {9}}

=1

This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.

\sum _{k=1}^{\infty }{x^{k} \over k!}

This user loves problem solving.

ζ(s)

This user believes Riemann was right.

This user exploits the pigeonhole principle.

ax²+bx+c=0

This user likes algebra.

This user enjoys indie rock.

Just say NO to political correctness.

This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government
—in theory.

This user doesn't like Nazis.

This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.

This user is drug-free.

This user supports President George W. Bush.

This user supported Senator John McCain for President in 2008.

This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd.

This user thinks the moons of the Solar System are more interesting than the planets.

This user is interested in String Theory.

This user doesn't care whether Pluto is a planet or not – but IAU's 2006 redefinition of planet was a linguistic-philosophical embarrassment.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

This user would like to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally.

This user is interested in
DNA and genetics.

You mess with this user, and they'll
denature your protein.

This user celebrates, or was born on, Mole Day, on October 23rd.

6.02x10²³

This user loves calculators.

This user is interested in
Immunology

This user is interested in Pharmacology.

This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide.
Do you?

This user is interested in nanotechnology.

.hack//
SIGN

This user can't log out of The World.

This user has Byakugan.

♪

This ninja is loyal to Orochimaru.

This user is a Sound Villager.

^_~

This user loves hentai.

This user loves writing, but can hardly find the time to do so.

This user writes novels.

This user follows Maxim 37:
There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload."

C&H

This user is the Purple-Shirted Eye-Stabber.

This user reads webcomics.

This user hasn't been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Not yet...

It's not in this user's nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.

K-PAXian

This user is from K-PAX and constantly wears sunglasses on Earth.

This user knows the path.This user has walked the path.

This user has been discriminated against because they were homeschooled

OCD

This user lives with obsessive–compulsive disorder.

~~Name~~

This user wants their name to be confidential.

XXX

"it"

This user prefers being called it.

∞

This user is an ageless immortal.

This user is of British ancestry.

right-minded

This user believes that only left-handed users are in their right minds.

This user believes Jesus is still relevant in modern times.