Meredith McNamara[edit]

Merri McNamara was born unique. The bump on her head started out small but eventually developed into a full-blown horn. This was alarming until we realized that her poop tasted like candy and smelt like freshly baked cookies. As she grew up, her peers learned to recognize her prowess as a mixer of cocktails and a natural storyteller. She attended ECU where she became the mascot for the jousting team, using her horn as a natural lance. It wasn't until adolescence that the world learned that she was a unicorn with magical powers.

She now lives in Ellicott City where she poops gold coins and farts rainbows.