User:AleksanderT/sandbox

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The Stupid Fucking Neighborhood Cat[edit]

Jared, or fondly known as "The Stupid Fucking Neighborhood Cat',

Dumbass neighborhood cat
Jared
Born7/12/17
Probably hell
DiedHopefully soon.
EducationNone, he's a dumbass
OccupationA dumbass neighborhood cat

Career[edit]

Birth[edit]

Since birth, Jared, the neighborhood cat, has worked his best to lounge around, get into residents' home, steal their meat products for food, and generally be a fucking dumbass.