User:Andrew Davidson/Whimsy
Games[edit]
The Online Encyclopedia Wheeler-Dealer Game
Wikibreak | Third opinion £220 | Chance ? | Mediation £220 | Arbitration £240 | Jimbo Wales £200 | In the news £260 | On this day £260 | MediaWiki £150 | Did you know £280 | You are banned! |
| RFA £200 | WIKIOPOLY | FPC £300 | ||||||||
| PERM £180 | POTD £300 | |||||||||
| Community discussion | Community discussion | |||||||||
| ORCP £180 | FAC £320 | |||||||||
| Developers £200 | Rouge admin £200 | |||||||||
| Deletion review £160 | Chance ? | |||||||||
| AFD £140 | TFA £350 | |||||||||
| Wikimedia Foundation £150 | Edit war (pay £100) | |||||||||
| CSD £140 | Main Page £400 |
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WP:BANNED Just browsing | WikiProject Spam £120 | UAA £100 | Chance ? | AIV £100 | Admin cabal £200 | ERRORS (pay £200) | AN £60 | Community discussion | ANI £60 | Go Collect £200 salary as you pass  |
Chance and Community discussions[edit]
- You are assessed for article repairs. £40 for each GA, £115 for each FA
- You have won second place in DYK. Collect £10
- It's your wikibirthday. Collect £10 from User:Jimbo Wales (If you're still trying to get your money three years later and discover Jimbo won't return your calls because he's on a yacht somewhere ... well don't say we didn't warn you...)
- Discretionary sanctions. Fine £20
- Edit warring. Fine £15
- Unblock request accepted. Collect £20
- Deletion review in your favour. Collect £10
- Pay Arbitration Committee fees of £150
- Pay WMF £100
- Get out of indef for free. (This admin bit may be kept until needed or sold)
- Congratulations! You've won £1000 in the local celebrity art contest.
Poet's Corner[edit]
Inspirational and memorable poems.
- Lepanto – "White founts falling in the Courts of the sun,"
- Vitaï Lampada – "There's a breathless hush in the Close to-night—"
Quotations[edit]
Always verify your references, sir!
— Dr Routh to Dean Burgon
The maxim 'Nothing avails but perfection' may be spelt shorter: 'Paralysis'.
— Winston Churchill to General Ismay, 6 December 1942
The gostak distims the doshes
Goats[edit]
This user gets your goat.
