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Roman Park - A London socialite know mostly for his alcohol empire. Is said to have turned down his own reality show bearing similarities to "made in Chelsea".Estimated to be worth 5,7 gazzilion korean won and tops celebrities such as 50cent, Joe Francis, Aaron Carter and most British d-list celebrities. Park holds two Guinness world records. One for having his name mentioned most times in the Panama papers. And the second for being the oldest living example of a cross of North Koran and Russian.

He surrounds himself with retards that do not do his intelligence justice. He is a rare sort of human that disintegrates as soon as he leaves zone 1 in London, in fact, leaves Mayfair. His favourite place to hibernate all year round is Adam's Row and his diet consists mainly of alcohol and vegetables.