This user does not understand the American "English" "language" artificially created by Noah Webster in 1828 for no other reason than just to be "different" and bloody well doesn't want to.
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This user likes to translate articles from French to English.
tuff, doe, chru, tought
This user thinks English spelling reform is dumb, since we'll have to do it again anyway in a few hundred years, and besides, no writing system is telling me how to talk.
Majority ≠ right
This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
they he or she
This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.
firemanfighter mankind
This user supports the use of gender-neutral language when it reasonably exists as an alternative to a common gendered word.
After having
Having learnt to appreciate good grammar, this user thinks that After is a superflous prefix.
This user knows that "there's" with a plural subject is a pervasive grammatical error. There'sThere are too many people making this mistake. Don't be one of them.
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
if & whether
This user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.
than then
This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
their there they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
its & it's
This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
Transclusions
its it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
its
This user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).
which & that
This user joins with Dickens, Melville, and other great writers[1] in rejecting the canard that which may not be used for restrictive relative clauses.
Latin Plurals: "Data is are..."
This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".
ain't nobody
This user hates seeing double negatives clutter up the English language. He wants to stomp it out no matter what it takes.
based
Based on experience, this user knows that based off is nearly always incorrect.
-ly
This user mourns the apparent death of the adverb, a loss that this user feels most serious.
Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
’s
This user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should!
’s
This user understands that apostrophe's apostrophes are for possession and contraction, not pluralization.
Put the number 25 in a calculator. Multiply by 800. Multiply by 266. Subtract 1,992. Then look at the calculator upside-down... This user loves tricks like this.
This user contributes using a typewriter, and sends all contributions via snail mail.