Bert Racoon is a character from an 80's animated show The Racoons. It was an environmentally oriented cartoon with quite unique opening/closing credits music.
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The Stiff Maker
Crossroad setting, (think Marshall BraveStarr or Trigun)
On a four roads crossing, the dry air was caressing the hot sun encrusted sand streets.
The crossing was fortressed by four simple structures with wooden verandas.
Three men were taking a stride on them. There was no one to roam the southern one so it bathed in emptyness. > "Hey You!"
The three men turned to each other looking for the owner of the yell. >>> "Who me?!"
Roared the tree in a single voice synchronized by the laws of coincidence better than any barbershop trio.
The northern and the eastern side veranda drifters started to exchange opinions harsly."None of mine bussiness" blistered a thought, and the third man resumed his drift towards the corner of his walk. > "I meant you!!!"
The man turned his back. The conversation of the two siezed.
This was probably due to the fact that it is kind of hard to lead a heated conversation in a horizontal position on the ground.
It was painfully obvious that the unlucky men were positioned profoundly within a certain two projectile's trajectories and now laid lifelessly on the ground.
The man started to walk again, he took his corner swiftly. > "A gentleman will walk but never run" thought the voice, "dammit" and a walk was exchanged for a swift jog.
Shortly the corner had another visitor. > "Dammit!", the owner of the now angry voice stood in an empty blind path.
Left - rock, Front - doorless wall, Right - windowless wall
> "Dam..."
The intervention was caused by a faint clicking noise of a safety being disarmed.
The stiff maker looked up. A tense look was trying to penetrate a man on the roof. His hat covered eyes were expressionless. > "I was just l..."
A mess occured behind the yeller. His head was unluckily positioned in a path of another projectile...
