User:Bishzilla/Dispute Resolution Board And Swedish Massage Parlor

Bishzilla has official MEDAL for masaging problems out of Wikipedia. Massages sometimes look like nuclear wasteland; Bishzilla gives most effective massages ever!

Welcome to Bishzilla Dispute Resolution Board And Swedish Massage Parlor

Hello Ms. Bishonen I would like to apply to be Head Mediator and Masseur. —Signed, your friendly neighborhood MessedRocker. 01:48, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

I submit my CV for the post of Mediator and Head Masseur, in that case :P The Land 21:21, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

I do not have my CV prepared yet though I can tell you I have thirty-nine degrees, spent the last three hundred years working at an amusement park, also my only references are the backache-prone dispute-mongering people of my hallucinations. —Signed, your friendly neighborhood MessedRocker. 20:34, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

MONGO could use non-fire breathing massage, have kink in back since I pushed over 30 ton White bark pine. MONGO scared very hairy back might ignite from fire-breathing Bishzilla and cause something like the Great Fire of London...vary vary bad.--MONGO 21:02, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

MONGO confused. Great Fire of London is Featured Article, means it is GOOD not bad. KillerChihuahua^?!? 21:26, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

MONGO bad again. Tiny dog known to lay waste to victims has a valid point.--MONGO 21:52, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Dispute requiring resolution

There is a serious dispute underway a few hours away from me [1]. Can you please resolve this? Thanks a bunch. --Mantanmoreland 22:08, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Still not resolved! Just as I thought.--Mantanmoreland 18:20, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

New role for Bishzilla?

Current Wikipedia dispute resolution process finishes with case before Arbitration Committee. Complicated! Slow! Maybe 'zilla run in Arbitration Committee Elections December 2007 and speed things up? Newyorkbrad 12:49, 8 October 2007 (UTC)