User:Blaizeallen

Blaize Allen graduated from Oxford University in 1999, he killed Hitler, and trapped his spirit in a piece of code, which he later named "Herobrine" (see Herobrine)

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Blaize Allen has pooped on numerous occasions.

The Third Great Awakening (2002-2006)

In 2002, Allen made maybe his greatest accomplishment. During a United Nations meeting which Allen was invited to he unveiled his creation, MineCraft. MineCraft lead to an era of peace in the world called "The Third Great Awakening." Murder rates lowered to zero, the Catholic Church announced they had killed Satan. None of this would have been possible with Blaize Allen and his invention.

The Dark Period (2006-2010)

In 2006, MineCraft had been around for 4 years, Blaize Allen was planning to announce the Village and Pillage update at during a NATO meeting when all of the sudden, McKeon Killen, a certified Thotiana announced Article 14, the Article that would make Roblox legal. The world went insane. The Third Great Awakening and we had entered The Dark Period. Murder rose to 300% because it was legal (like Roblox,) the President of The United States was doxed on Roblox, and to the surprise of everyone, he lived in the White House. President Raegan was killed by the Robloxian Invaders, a terrorist organization known for beheading MineCraft supporters. To avoid religious persecution, Allen exiled himself to Nevada, where he planned his next move.

The Era of Herobrine (2010-2012)

By 2010, many areas of the world had been consumed by darkness and sin and Roblox. However, MineCraft had never dipped in populaity. Many Roblox users were also loyal MineCrafters, so Allen hatched a plan. He took the piece of code Hitler was trapped in and inserted it into MineCraft, this is where The Era of Herobrine began. Allen would tell the players untainted by sin how to avoid Herobrine. What was needed was to enter the seed "Scooby Doo" into their MineCraft world and build a cross out of gold blocks. This ritual would make Jesus watch over their world, and although mobs such as Creepers would not be kept away, Herobrine would. The users who were consumed by their sin, however, were not told of this ritual, and many were killed and griefed by Herobrine. Diamonds were at an all time low, and the Second Great Depression started.

The Second Great Depression (2012-2014)

Death. Blood. Hate. Herobrine. All things associated with the second great depression. President Obama declared MineCraft's Diamonds as the official currency of the world. Robux, although popular, were never an official currency, so when the diamond shortage began, the world started to burn. For the fist time, people were griefing in real life, The White House was griefed, Obama's diamonds were stolen by a new rogue faction called "The Insane Craft Posse," who quickly gained control of the tri-state area. The entire Middle East was captured by Roblox players, who had a recent surge in power due to the Robuck increasing in value. There was only way Allen cloud fix this. By introducing a new ore to MineCraft. He called it "emerald." And on the day emeralds were added in, the economy soared and the Second Great Depression had ended.

The Robloxian Genocide (2014-2015)

People were going insane. The war between MineCraft and Roblox had gone on for too long, Herobrine ran wild on MineCraft servers, until McKeon Killen (yes, the same one who invented Roblox,) downloaded Herobrine onto his computer. He then injected the computers files into his veins, he then became the physical embodiment of Herobrine and all evil. He was, the second Hitler. MineCrafters knew how to defend themselves using the Scooby Doo seed, but the Robloxians were a lost cause. Blood flowed through the streets, "OOFS" could be heard from miles away. By the end of 2015, the amount of Roblox players was in the single digits.

The Second Assassination of Hitler (2015)

Allen had enough. Drew Mullet was being a Squidward Nose and defended Herobrine's actions. Allen disapproved of McKeon's choice to transform into Herobrine (also known as Hitler 2.) So he decided to take actions to kill Hitler 2. He found the formular to create a Nether portal in real life by making 10 meter by meter blocks of obsidian and forming it into a rectangular shape and lighting it on fire. He used this portal to find the remains of Satan and use his resources to craft a weapon that was unheard of at this time, an emerald sword fused with the soul of Satan. Drew Mullet wouldn't shut up so Allen had no choice but to freaking kill him. Drew's soul was trapped in the sword along with Satan's. After only a week of intense XP grinding, Allen had 30 levels and could enchant his sword with a brand new enchantment, Sharpness VI. He plunged this sword into Hitler 2 and vanquished him forever. Unexpectedly, however, this did not lead to an era of peace, this lead to what would later be known as The Post-Nether Crisis.