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User:Blast Vortex

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Name in real lifeBrandon
PronounsThe One
NationalityWorthless, Ineffective, and Obviously Redundant
Languageslittle bits o' lots, and lots o' English
EthnicityPale
RaceUnfit
Personality typeEccentric
AlignmentTrue Neutral
Education and employment
OccupationHandicapable
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
HobbiesGames, Music, Stuff
ReligionNon-believer, not dis-believer. My life. My rules. No pathologically lying retards who allow deities to rule their lives anyway allowed. Convince yourselves some other way. Freaks begone.
PoliticsNot yours. Piss off.
AliasesGiven, Kinda
MusicA Lot
Contact info
Websitehttp://blastvortex.googlepages.com/
EmailLmao. Yeah, right.
FacebookDon't contact me. I'll contact you.
Account statistics
JoinedNo idea.
SignatureThe universe is a yawning chasm, filled with emptiness and the puerile meanderings of sentience. Why should you deserve any special consideration within it... above all else.


Note that Blast Vortex is busy with "real life" and may not respond swiftly to queries.
  • Real Name: Brandon
  • Aliases (Old): Blast Vortex, Vortex, X

Owner Note: I have had to change a fair bit due to obviously unloved, worthless cretins (trolls, etc); overbearing, supposedly disabled, incompetent recreants/bullies; egomaniacal, grandstanding, often proselytizing retarded bigots--not religious, ftr--etc, and a host of combos, or often most of the above, with delusions of grandeur who have usurped my name. If it's the real me, you'll likely never know. If you care so much, find someone else to screw around with. Have a wonderful frickin' diurnal anomaly.

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