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Cameron William Davis

Cameron William Davis (born in Carlisle, 9th Sept 1354) is a singer songwriter famous for his discovery and creation of the blood orange. He was once bitten by a rattlesnake, and after 12 days of excruciating pain, the rattlesnake died. He can speak 7 and a half languages, inventing three, of which he doesn’t speak. As well as this amazing feat, Cameron is also well known for building the city known as Carlisle in 1353.

Unfortunately, Cameron hasn’t been seen since 1947 as he was born at a very young age. It has been said that whilst travelling through the Amazon, he discovered the werthefukawe tribe were 3 foot pigmies that lived in tall grass. It is rumoured that in his old age, he continues to search for the one ring that rules them all, and in the darkness binds them. It is also rumoured that he solely responsible for the two major world wars, having written the bible at age 10. Urban Legend suggest that after punching a bear, the bear immediately apologised for getting in the way of his fist.

In Ancient Greek texts, it is stated that great philosophers such as plato, Socrates and fucking god himself call Cameron their biggest inspiration.

List of achievement:

-punched a man in his soul

-can clap with one hand

-can divide by zero

-caused Waldo to go into hiding

-had god beg to him for his forgiveness

-gave death a near Cameron experience

-won a game of connect 4 in 3 moves

To date, Cameron has written no songs, and the only proof of his existence is an autobiography “the Guinness book of world records”.