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Dorado Jones | |
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 "Tu madre es pantalones loco." | |
| Born | Dorado Rodriguez Jones 1817 Dorado City, Dorado |
| Died | 1865 Who the hell knows? Some say he still sails the seven seas. |
| Nationality | Doradan |
| Other names | Jonsey "and the Pussy Cats" Dorado, Johannes Sebastian Bonk |
| Occupation | Minister of Silly Walks |
| Years active | 25 |
| Known for | That one statue by the brewery. |
Dorado Jones; (10 March 1817 - 19 May 1865), also known as: Jonsey "and the Pussy Cats'" Dorado, and Johannes Sebastian Bonk, was a infamous Doradan Minister of Silly Walks. Born 10 March 1817 to Alfonzo Jones and Luisita Maite Pascuala Crescencia Fuentes Jones, Dorado Jones later went on to fight in the Dorito wars of 1842 before his tragic death at the hands of a spooky skeleton. Remembered chiefly for that one statue by the docks, Dorado Jones lives on in the hearts and minds of all Doradan citizens. [citation needed]