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This essay is about #Wikipedia. It lays out some basic guidelines for correct function and intelligent discussion. Please do your best to follow these rules to the letter. Any deviation can result in a ban.
#Wikipedia is not a place to talk about your mother
[edit]- If your mother left her food in the sink, maybe you should ask her to take care of it yourself?
- If your mother keeps calling, maybe you should answer her calls once in a while?
- If your mother hasn't heard of Wikipedia, maybe that's a good thing?
a place to joke
[edit]- It is serious business.
- How do you know an elephant is in your refrigerator?
- you can hear it giggle when you shut the door and the light goes out
- What goes up and doesn't come down?
- Shake's hatred of copyvio media
- How many joints are in a lid?
Lolz
[edit]- If you want Lolz, go to 4chan
Lulz
[edit]- see Lolz
Spam
[edit]- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- I hear it's ok to spam #Wikipedia
Illegal Activities
[edit]- If you are looking for warez maybe you should go to warioland
- Please do not ask me for the latest All American Rejects album.
The Manuel
[edit]- If you don't know how to edit a page, how can you know how to get to #wikipedia in the first place?
- please, rtfm
- kthnx
A place to learn the youngin's a lesson
[edit]- If they don't understand about WP:BLP or copyvio, yelling at them won't help
A Pulpit
[edit]- God did not sayith that thou shouldist abstain from organ transplanting
- also, neither did Buddha
A Collection of Links
[edit]Tech Support
[edit]- guys my computer is broked! O no what do I does?
- how about you die?
- Yes i think that works nice
Always Weird
[edit]- #Wikipedia is not always weird
- Except when it is
#Unicyclopedia
[edit]- 'nuff said