User:Cyberwitchy

This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.	∞This user is an ageless immortal.	This user has been living in a cave somewhere.	This user doesn't sleep.
This user is an escaped genetic experiment.	This user is flammable.	This user is a mutant.	[ . . ]This user has nothing between their ears
BS This user can speak Bullshit.	This user can not lick his/her own elbow.	MB This user rejects your reality and substitutes her own!
The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic.	This user has one too many screws loose. We warned you.	This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.
This user has decided to live forever, or die in the attempt.	This user is not yet dead. Please check back later...

About Me

This user is from the planet Earth.	GMT ?This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.	This user prefers warm weather.	HibernateThis user believes sleeping in should be an accepted practice in winter
NZSTThis user's time zone is NZST.	It is approximately 9:51 AM where this user lives (New Zealand). []	This user observes Daylight Saving Time.
This user was born in New Zealand.	This user is from Christchurch.	This user lives in Auckland, New Zealand.	This user has lived in or been to the Manawatu-Wanganui region, New Zealand
This user has never left the Southern Hemisphere.
NZThis user uses New Zealand English.	NZThis user is a native speaker of New Zealand English.	NZ-5This user believes that New Zealand English is the only real English, and will likely respond to any use of The Queen's, Ocker or American English with disgust.	:-] This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.
This user is of multiple ancestries.	This user is of English ancestry.	This user is of Irish ancestry.	Alba This user is of Scottish ancestry.
sis This user has a little sister	is a Straight Female	This user is a Cancerian.	This user was born in the Year of the Rabbit.兔
This user grew up in the suburbs.	This user is interested in their local history.	This user was a Girl Guide in her youth	This user is a freethinker.
†This user survived Catholic school!	This user was a Roman Catholic and altar server in her youth.	This User is Having None of this God Business.
This user is short-sighted.	This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!	This user can drive.	+This user, like every other sane person, wants to be paid more.
This user does not smoke.	This user is drug-free.	BM This user is repulsed by most forms of body modification.	SARCThis user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.
This user is old enough to know better, but still finds farts to be funny.	This user remembers using a rotary dial telephone.	This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.	This user remembers VHS. ±
This user is highly... um... What's that word again?	This user does not care about real versus artificial Christmas trees.

Views

This user is a skeptic.	This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.	This user believes in logic.	.....This user is a professional procrastinator.
This user prefers the metric system.	?met?This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.	ANAL 5This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.	to too twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
!? This user is a punctuation stickler.	its it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.	your you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.	_This_user_dislikes_seeing underscores_in_Wikilinks.
freeThis user is interested in freethought.	This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.	This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.	This user supports changing the flag of Aotearoa.
?This user follows their own political ideals.	This user advocates democracy.	libThis user is a liberal.	This user is a humanist.
PC This user believes political correctness was created in good intentions, but is often overused, misused, or taken way out of context.	This user believes the world would be a better place if everyone had access to a quality, free education.	This user is opposed to political censorship.	EuThis user supports euthanasia and believes people have the right to die if they so choose.Su
This user imagines All the people living life in peace.	♂♀This user supports gender equality.	This user supports racial equality.	This user prefers that the death penalty be used very sparingly.
This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change.	This user believes that movie stars and celebrities should stick to what they're good at, not become politicians.	This user believes in the separation of church and state.
⚤This user is straight but not narrow.	This user is not gay, but supports gay people.	This user supports equal rights for LGBT people.	This user supports heterosexual and homosexual marriages, and is against any kind of gender restrictions.
This user supports universal health care.	PC This user is pro-choice.	This user is Child Free by Choice.	This user supports a mother's right to breastfeed in public.
This user respects women and rejects any violence against women.	This user is against involuntary military service.	This user strongly supports strict gun control.
GEOThis user is interested in geography .	This user is interested in maps.	This user supports stem cell research.	This user supports Amnesty International.
This user is against terrorism.	This user believes that except in extreme circumstances, starting a war is one of the worst things a country can do.	This user is highly against nazism.	This user is against communism.
This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke.	Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.	This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.
This user wants a War on Drugs in New Zealand, focusing on harsher punishments for dealers	This user believes that society is slowly collapsing thanks to drugs and the breakdown of familiesFile:Nofamily.JPG	RTFMThis user believes that you should RTFM before asking questions.

Environment

This user is interested in environmentalism.	This user supports protection of the environment.	This user is interested in conservationism.	= This user supports the Make Trade Fair campaign.
This user supports recycling.	This user supports the use of green energy.	This user supports renewable energy.	This user supports sustainable living.
This user opposes the Genetic Modification of plants and animals.	This user supports hybrid vehicles.	This user supports public transit.	This user is an anti-consumerist.
This user strongly supports animal rights.	This user is interested in animal rights issues.	This user is not a pet owner.	This user likes both cats and dogs
This user wants to own one or more cats.	This user is a cat lover.	This user is allergic to cats.	This user believes that cats are NOT food. ‍
This user likes kiwis (not the fruit).	This user thinks sheep are cute.

History

This user is interested in their family history.	This user is a contributor at Find a Grave.
This user is interested in the Victorian period.	This user is interested in the Middle Ages.
This user is interested in ancient civilizations.	This user is interested in Ancient Egypt.	This user is interested in Ancient Rome.
This user is interested in the history of witchcraft.	This user is interested in Wicca and/or is a Wiccan.

Food & Drink

This user eats food.	This user is a carnivore.	This user is currently on a seefood diet. †	ORGThis user would rather eat organic food than tampered-with food
This user eats apples.	This user eats bananas.	This user loves oranges.	This user enjoys limes AND all things limey.
This user eats pears.	If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day.	This user loves to eat pineapples.	This user eats watermelon.
This user eats raspberries.	This user eats strawberries.	This user is constantly in a dire need of blueberries.
This user eats grapes	This user absolutely loves green grapes.
This user loves eating carrots.	This user eats green beans.	This user eats potatoes.	This user loves...ghhhh...(STARTS DROOLING) Gggggghhh...roast....potatoes.......
This user loves Tomatoes	This user loves to eat cucumbers.	This user enjoys eating corn.	This user really really likes a lot of red pepper.
This user eats cheese.	BAM! This user believes that gaaahhhlic is a beautiful thing!
This user eats cookies.	This user loves brownies.	This user loves cake.	This user enjoys muffins.
This user eats potato chips.	This user eats popcorn.	This user eats crisps.	This user loves to eat fries, or chips.
This user loves pancakes.	This user likes waffles.	This user loves doughnuts.	This user likes pie.
This user loves cheesecake.	This user eats Gingerbread Cookies.
This user likes Ice cream.	This user is a chocoholic.	This user likes Chocolate Chip Cookies.	This user eats M&Ms.
This user eats chicken.	This user eats ham.	This user loves to eat beef.	This user eats fish.
This user loves bacon!	WDThis user enjoys their steak Well done.	This user loves sausages.
This user ❤ spicy foods	This user likes Mexican food	This user eats quesadillas.
This user loves Indian cuisine.	This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry.
This user loves Thai cuisine.	This user loves Chinese cuisine.	This user likes to eat Malaysian food.
This user loves Greek food	This user loves Italian cuisine	This user loves pasta.	This user loves pizza.
This user drinks water regularly.	This user drinks milk.	This user drinks chocolate milk.	This user drinks orange juice.
L&PThis user drinks Lemon and Paeroa.	ginger aleThis user drinks ginger ale.	This user drinks apple juice.
This user drinks hot chocolate.	This user drinks coffee.	This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.	This user drinks tea.
This user drinks alcohol.	This user drinks beer.	This user drinks wine.	This user drinks white wine.
This user likes the sweet flavour of the Piña Coladas.

Film/TV

This user has a television set.	$This user is a fan of game shows.	This user enjoys films.	BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.
fan-3 This user wholeheartedly believes that The Blacklist (TV series) is the greatest television program in the history of the world and parts beyond.	fan-3 This user wholeheartedly believes that Prison Break is the greatest television program in the history of the world and parts beyond.	fan-3 This user wholeheartedly believes that Wentworth (TV series) is the greatest television program in the history of the world and parts beyond.	fan-3 This user wholeheartedly believes that Outrageous Fortune (TV series) is the greatest television program in the history of the world and parts beyond.
fan-3 This user wholeheartedly believes that The Bachelor (U.S. TV series) is the worst television program that has/does/ever will exist.	fan-3 This user wholeheartedly believes that The Bachelorette is the worst television program that has/does/ever will exist.	fan-3 This user wholeheartedly believes that Keeping Up with the Kardashians is the worst television program that has/does/ever will exist.	fan-3 This user wholeheartedly believes that Big Brother (franchise) is the worst television program that has/does/ever will exist.

Allo, Allo!This user is wishing you "Gid moaning!"	LOTSW This user fancies a feel of Nora Batty's wrinkled stockings.	Goody Goody Yum YumThis user is a fan of The Goodies.
Ted This user has visited Craggy Island.	OAHThis user a f-f-f-f-fan of Open All Hours.	This user has spent time in Slade Prison.
This user is a MacGyver fan.	CharmedThis user is a fan of the Charmed TV Series.	PBThis user loves Prison Break!	The O.C.This user welcomes you to The O.C.
This user loves Desperate Housewives.	GACyberwitchy is addicted to Grey's Anatomy.	PPThis user enjoys Private Practice	LOST4…8…15…16…23…42… This user is LOST…
OUATThis user knows that magic always comes with a price.	JMThis user watched Journeyman and implores NBC to bring it back.	This user is a Dukes of Hazzard fan.	KR This user is a fan of the original Knight Rider.

This user is a big fan of actor or actress Reese Witherspoon.	This user is a big fan of actor or actress Sandra Bullock.	This user is a big fan of actor or actress Kate Winslet.
This user is a big fan of actor or actress Keanu Reeves.	This user is a big fan of actor or actress Nicolas Cage.	This user is a big fan of actor or actress Kevin Costner.

SchwarzeneggerThis user loves Arnold movies.	Frankly my dear, this user doesn't give a damn.	This user is fan of Avatar.	This user is a big fan of the Back to the Future series.
This user is a Harry Potter fan.	This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies.	LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series and film trilogy, but not the 1978 animated film.
O.G.This user is past the point of no return.	Mis This user can hear the people sing.	Feed Me, Seymour!This user would love to have an Audrey II.

Literature

SKThis user enjoys the works of Stephen King.

This user enjoys reading legal thrillers.

Music

This user likes most types of music.	This user enjoys singing.	80sThis user rocks out to totally rad 80s new wave music.	Mis This user can hear the people sing.
This user enjoys pop music.	This user enjoys rock music.	This user likes alternative rock.	This user enjoys country music.
cRap This user can't stand rap music.	This user can't stand hip hop music.
This user is a fan of ABBA	This user is a fan of Aerosmith.	This user loves The Beach Boys.	This user loves The Beatles.
BGThis user is Stayin' Alive.	BJThis user is livin' on a prayer.	This user is a fan of David Bowie.	fan-3This user loves Anthony Callea.
This user is fan of Mariah Carey.	This user is a fan of Chicago.	CPThis user enjoys listening to music by Coldplay.	CSThis user has a long way to run.
the CorrsThis user loves to go breathless with The Corrs.	CCRThis user is a fan of Creedence Clearwater Revival.	fan-3This user loves The Eagles.	This user was brought to life by Evanescence.
GNRThis user loves Guns N' Roses.	GDThis user is a fan of GREEN DAY.	fan-3This user loves Guy Sebastian.	This user is a fan of Heart.
IThis user is a fan of Incubus.	‎ This user is a fan of Maroon 5!	This user loved Michael Jackson.	BJThis user is a Piano Man
This user likes Elton John.	NJ This user is a fan of Norah Jones.	KoLThis user is on call.	This user is a Linkin Park fan.
M Confessed Madonna Fan M	oasisThis user is gonna live forever.	This user is one hard-core Pearl Jam fan.	All in all, this user's just another brick in the wall.
QueenThis user loves Queen!	R.E.M.This user knows it's the end of the world as we know it, and feels fine.	R WThis user is a fan of Robbie Williams	SGThis user is likely to carry on dancing.
This user has scaled these city walls.

Sports

This user is interested in motorsports.
This user couldn't care less about football.	WWEThis user thinks WWE is boring.

Gaming

This user prefers to play games on a PC.	This user identifies as a girl gamer.	This user is a fan of first-person shooters.	This user is a fan of Role-playing video games.
+This user enjoys playing retro games.	This user plays Pac-Man.	This user plays Tetris.	This user wants a PlayStation 3 but is too poor to get one.
This user is a Board Game Geek.	This user enjoys playing Battleships.	This user enjoys playing Connect Four.	This user is a backgammon player.
Scrabble This user enjoys playing Scrabble.	This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?)	This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.	APBRThis user thinks Cluedo is the best game ever.
CardsThis user enjoys playing card games.	CardsThis user enjoys playing Uno.	This user enjoys playing solitaire.	This user plays Hearts.
This user is a bowler.	This user doesn't know how to solve a Rubik's Cube.	This user thinks Sudoku is too hard.

Tech stuff

This user has been on Wikipedia for 15 years and 1 day.	This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one.	Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby.	Because of real life, this user will be editing on and off.
no adsThis user is against advertisements on Wikipedia.	XXXThis user is continuing the fight against the Americanisation of Wikipedia	This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 2000.	This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.
This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.	This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.
This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.	This user still remembers these.	PC This user knows that PC just means personal computer; a computer not running Windows may be a PC.
This user contributes using a wireless connection.	This user contributes using a laptop.	This user contributes using Firefox.	This user contributes using Google Chrome.
@This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name.	This user maintains a facebook profile. +	This user has an account on YouTube.	This user owns an Android phone.
This user's primary email client is Microsoft Outlook.	This user contributes while using VLC Media Player.	This user contributes to the Internet Movie Database.	This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.	GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.	This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.	This user edits wikis on Fandom.
This user supports free software.	This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.
This user is against DRM.	This user is opposed to online censorship.	This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.	This user is opposed to regional lockout.
This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.	1, 2, 3...This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it.	This is a cell-sized userbox.
A userbox is a small box that looks like this. There are many like it, but this one is mine. I stole it.	This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.	This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.	$\sum$ This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes.	Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!	Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.
{{!!!}}This user over-uses userboxes.	This user needs just one more userbox on their page!	!This user is a userbox kleptomaniac.	This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit.