User:Dontknockmysmock

Hi! my name is Desmond, and I am an 18-25 year old male of legal drinking age. My user name is derived from a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip by Bill Watterson in which Calvin and Hobbes play with play-doh, and Hobbes demands a smock. Because, let's face it, smocks are the best part of arts and crafts. Once Calvin delivers one of his dad's office shirts for the part, Hobbes declares that they should "find a marker and write "don't knock my smock or I'll clean your clock!" which they do not, on screen, do. But that doesn't mean they never did.

I spend a lot of my time playing guitar (bass) but I am struggling through different fingering techniques.

I am my happiest when I see Big Media organizations footnote Wikipedia.