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Snow Weasel[edit]
A fictitious creature created to divert attention from a person expressing gas while snow skiing. The person with the flatulence will commonly use a phrase like "the snow weasels are coming!", or "Watch out for that snow weasel!", which is another way to say "You'd better get in front of me because it will be unpleasant to be behind me in a few seconds."
Other common uses would include someone who expresses flatulence in a vehicle (while on a ski trip)...you might hear "Oh no! There's a snow weasel in here!" followed by a foul smell.