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[in square brackets]=Megaphone

(italics in parentheses)=quiet voices

{enclose symbols}=just barely comprehensible, and it says...

{?in enclose symbols with question points?}=incomprehensible, sounds like...

"Uno, dos, tres, edit!"

Ooooh, you cannot vandalise me now

Ooooh, no matter how you type

Goodbye, wikipedia, it's over

I've retired.

[Sitting on a laptop here in my room

Waiting for the weasels to come.

In perfect isolation here on Wikipedia

Waiting for the weasels to come.]

[We're waiting to succeed and going to convene outside the village pump, where we're going to be... ]

Waiting to cut out the NPOV.

Waiting to clean up the templates.

Waiting to follow the weasel [words].

Waiting to use an ad-min mop.

Waiting to weed out the vandals.

Waiting to block their talkpages

And treat them like dirt.

Waiting for the final solution

To block all the n00bs.

Waiting to follow the weasel [words].

Waiting to turn on Cluebots

And fire the block guns.

Waiting for the POVvers and the crude

and the biters and the grues.

Waiting to follow the weasel [words].

Would you like to see Wikimedia (Wikimedia)

Rule again, my friend?(Rule again, my friend?)

(All you have to do is follow the weasels.

Would you like to ban lolcats once and for all?)

All you need to do is follow the worms!

[The weasels will convene outside The community portal. We'll be moving along at about 12 o'clock (UTC) down to Atlantic Records {?and then we'll cross at?} {Poop} {?which may harbor vandalism?} twelve minutes to three (UTC) we'll be moving along Pink Floyd towards The Dark Side Of The Moon. Now when we get to the other side of The Moon we're in Jimbo's area. It's quite possible we may encounter some vandal schoolboys and from now on {?we've got to be careful?} by the way we edit. At eighteen after midday (UTC), {?we'll all be at Jimbo's talk! and there we'll continue?...?}]

SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER!

(now/no,) STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!