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= (History of the Minions)[edit]

(We all know the minnions from the dispicable me. But we do not know there history, culture, and how they became minnions.) =

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How minnions became minnions There are many rumors about the creation of minnions. Evolution? Test subjects? Although we do not know for sure. We (Minnion Research team) can say we have a good idea. Believe it or not minnions were at one point real. We know them from the popular movie, The Dispicable Me, but not many people really know them. A "minnion" could be someone who was brainwashed by the someone and or something to think a cirtain thing. Although that is true, the minnions we are talking about were actaully minnions. Some had 1 eye, others had 3 eyes. From this information alone, we can say that minnions were test subjects. This "idea" generates even more questions. Who tested on the minnions? Why did they test on the minnions? Were minnions ever human? Those questions can be answered in the nezt sections, but lets get more into the history. The minnions originated on the island of Madigascar. Minnions, believe it or not, were considered dinosaurs. They were one of the first mamals on earth. "Then how didn't they die, with the rest of the dinosaurs?", well, they went in to hibernation. For many years. After meteors struck earth the radiation, greatly affected the minnions body, and hibernation. Everyone knows the minnions for being stupid. Well that is why. The minnions were in hibernation for millions of years. The minnions were discovered by Portugal in 1500 (When madagascar was discovered). These minnions were found deep in caves. These minnions were said to be purple with two eyes and clothes. CLothes? Yes clothes. The minnions were what we considered "Cavemen". So, really there is not much history (atleast that we know). That is until the 1500s. But wait!

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There is a rumor about, the minnions serving dinosaurs, cavemen, and ancient phaorohs. There is no proof of these "boses" but there is definitley legends. for example the legend that they served vlad Dracula or Vlad the empaler. The reason being is in one of the movies we see that they open the casket of Dracula for his birthdaday

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