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Harriet Atkinson: Vital Details

Sexual Orientation:	Presumed Heterosexual
Attraction to Male Bisexuals:	Strong
Bra Size:	32B

Introduction

Harriet Jane Atkinson, (born in Scotland on 27th July 1992) is daughter of William Atkinson and Anne Atkinson. She is most famous for her strong, outspoken, feminist views (which have reportedly had her banned from several Eastern European Nations) and her fetish for boars. These were the entire basis of a television series, (alleged to have been titled 'Boars on Film... with a Sexeh Feminist') that never got aired, nor accepted by a broadcaster, due to its overtly explicit content.

Growing Up

Harriet herself professed to having a torturous upbringing as her parents "were not billionaires" and, for a while, refused her permisision to have her belly button pierced. Harriet claims to have overcame this problem by solemnly making cups of tea for her parents and listening to loud emo music. This worked, and, on Saturday, 7th of October 2006, the piercing took place.

Pokémon

Harriet confessed to loving pokémon sometime in 2006, by joining a secretive group known as the Closet Pokemon Fans. When asked she revealed her 3 favourite pokemon to be (in no particular order);

• Charizard
• Gloom
  • (Perhaps reflecting her emoish look on life?)
• Arcanine