User:Grey Knight/Jaffa jokes
- A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent Guard's eyes glow! The Horus Guard's beak glistens! The Setesh Guard's nose... drips.
-- Teal'c
- Q. How many Setesh Guards does it take to manually dial a Chappa'ai?
- A. One thousand. Two to hold the ring, nine hundred and ninety-eight to turn the planet.
-- Grey Knight
- Q. Why do Setesh Guards always go off world in large groups?
- A. It takes 7 of them to remember the Stargate address. The rest wanted to hang with the smart guys.
- Q. What did the Setesh Guard say when he a saw a girl blowing a bubble wand?
- A. Incoming wormhole!
- Q. What do you call a Setesh Guard with 2 brain cells?
- A. First Prime
- Q. How did the Setesh Guard kill himself?
- A. He put a poisonous viper into his symbiote pouch
- Q. A groups of Setesh Guards misdialed the Chappa'ai got stranded on an ice planet, where they all died. Why couldn't they dial out?
- A. They couldn't figure out the glyph for the new origin point.