User:Into The Fray/Things your mother never told you about Wikipedia
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- "Anyone can edit Wikipedia."
- "Remember to sign your name with four tildes when going out into the snow."
- "Wikipedia is to cyber vandalism as the west side of the Berlin Wall was to graffiti."
- "No, really, anyone can edit Wikipedia."
- "Big kids don't play with sockpuppets, but they do play in sandboxes."
- "Remember to be WP:CIV and always WP:AGF when playing with other WP:EDIANS."
- "And if Johnny was going to throw himself off a bridge, does that mean you should do it too?"
- "If you're going to live under this roof, you're going to obey my rules."
- "If you can't play nice with others, you're gonna get grounded."
- "Don't make me call your father."
- "
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, go to your room this instant!" - "No running with pointy objects!"
- "Don't shove BEANS up your nose!"
- "It Does Not Matter if Jimbo keeps his beard. Really, It DOES NOT."
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