User:Jewell D D

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

en-USThis user is a native speaker of American English.

en-GB
-5This user can contribute at a professional level of British English.

AU-4This user has a near-native understanding of Australian English.

NZ-4This user has a near-native understanding of New Zealand English.

MixThis user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

de-4Dieser Benutzer hat Deutschkenntnisse auf muttersprachlichem Niveau.

gsw-3Dä Benutzer hät sehr gueti Schwiizerdütschkenntnis.

zch-3De Benutzer chan sehr guet Züritüütsch.

es-2Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.

BS-5This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.

Grammar, etc.

“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.

A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.

…This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

"...,"For quotation marks, this user would rather use "American punctuation."

Latin Plurals: "Data is are..."

This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".

its & it'sThis user thinks
ohh, if you want it to be possessive,
it's just i-t-s,
but if it's supposed to be a contraction,
then it's i-t-apostrophe-s...
Scalawag.

their
there
they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.

KBThis user asserts that a kilobyte is 2¹⁰ bytes, not 10³ bytes.

whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.

to¦<b>ly¦goThis user is proud to rightfully split infinitives.

Programming/Scripting

PHP-5This user is a professional PHP programmer.

Preferences/Me

VIIThis user lives in Midgar and is looking for a Neural interface to enter Final Fantasy VII Remake and return home.id2

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KBThis user asserts that a kilobyte is 2¹⁰ bytes, not 10³ bytes.

Wishes for FibreThis user wishes they contributed using a fibre-optic connection, but is relegated to using only cable internet instead.