Collect donations for superglue / PVA glue to stick donated hair onto Jimbo's face in the case of an attack
Hire beard assassin assassins.
In the event that beard assassin assassins are unsuccessful, procure a large supply of industrial strength Rogaine
In the event that WP:BEARDMUSTGO hires beard assassin assassin assassins to assassinate beard assassin assassins, allowing beard assassins to assassinate Jimbo's beard, hire beard assassin assassin assassin assassins to assassinate beard assassin assassin assassins, allowing beard assassin assassins to assassinate beard assassins and prevent the assassination of Jimbo's beard.
H@x0r WP:BEARDDELETE (Triumphant success, for that detestable link is red. We're so 1337, it's frightening.)
