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- Hire hair assassin assassin assassins
- Convince Jimbo to continue working on Wikipedia, regardless of whether he feels like shaving or not
- Recruit more members
Get some sockpuppets, join the sockpuppets of WP:DONTCAREABOUTBEARD, and VfD both WP:BEARDMUSTGO and WP:BEARDKEEP Done, see here- Use those sockpuppets and VfD the VfDs of WP:BEARDMUSTGO and WP:BEARDKEEP
- Delete ALL images showing Jimbo Wales' face, for any picture will spark controversy anew
Edit his photo to show him how he would look without a beard Done
