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Neil Craig[edit]
Life[edit]
Neil was born January 16th 1968 his parents are unknown his dad was described by him as an alchoholic scottish man[1] that he didn't know in his early years. His mother is also scottish along with most of his family. He was born in Scarbrough Ontario which he described as "ran by gangs and there was a lot of gang violence.[1]" His parents made him move to Pickering Ontario because of said gang violence. When he was 7 years old his cousin showed him how to get hard which i don't even what. He went to a high school it was "brutal". He didn't have many friends at all and read books mostly at lunch until he met a german exchange student that he shared intrests with that would later become his best friend.[1] During high school he would go to fail math a total of 5 times because "math hated him"[1] we do not know if he got his diploma but probably. His mother would make him take french for grade 10 instead of drama he would then show her by failing that shit on purpose. He met his first girlfriend who was short dark hair english canadian when he was 16 in high school and would also lose his virginity the same year presumably to the same girl. He has absolutley no game what so ever. After graduating he would go to York for half a year before dropping out for some reason he would still play on the soccer team though. He would then go to laurentian to get a 4 year degree which actually took 5 years to get it is during this time he was first arested (speculation) he also played soccer there. He went to nipissing for a teaching degree played soccer there. At some point he almost hit a mother and her child while checking his phone. After getting his diplomas[1] he would go to work at pine ridge as the teacher/yearbook adviser which he has been working as for 22 years. He met mrs. Craig at somepoint and they got married and are still together.
General Information[edit]
5ft 11" tall he was born january 16th 1968 making him 51 years old
6"-10" unkown size he is scottish
5-10 body count 5-10 head count
Fun Facts[edit]
his favorite movie is Ready Player One, his favorite show is Breaking Bad, he loves Shakespeare and is a nerd, loves books, has not masterbated in years because he has a wife, LL Coo lj is the best rapper, almost exclusivley wears puma merch, no game, has never had a threesome because "in a threesome the two girls are really just into each other", his favorite position is missionary because he "wants them to look in his eyes", favorite hockey player is Doug Gilmour, loves soccer, his wife is italian, doesn't do drugs because he knows he'll like them, taught the famous Billy Helstrom, favorite student is Mohamed Djama Kayad, best friends birthday is november 23rd.
Criminal History[edit]
He has been arested once in his time in university. He had to steal something from a mall to live in a dorm so he went with his friend Kevin, Kevin would steal ectoplasam slime and Neil Craig would steal a gaint stuffed penguin and batteries they were walking out thinking everything was great but then at least 4[1] police officers got them and introgated them he would say nothing as to not snitch or incriminate himself. He went to court but when the judge had heard what they stole he told them to leave getting them off scott free. He also hit at least 2 bikers while driving while this is not a crime I think it might count for something. He once said he was jumped by 7 italians at some point so who knows what he did to them. He said he "never" killed a person before but that is up to speculation.
known aliases[edit]
Mr. Craig, C dog and unknown ones