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Once I went to the moon and when I dropped into A crater I saw a loon. THe loon mooned me on the moon. So I mooned the loon back. When I refer to mooning I obviously mean using a giant moon lolly pop to smack a thot

_____-----THOT PATROL-----_____ NO THOTS ALLOWED ALL THOTS FOUND ON THE PREMISE WILL BE DETAINED FOR A PERIOD RANGING FROM 24-72 HOURS. AFTER THIS TIME THE THOT WILL BE JUDGED. AN EXTREMELY BIASED JUDGE WILL BE APPOINTED RANDOMLY FROM THE THOT PATROL HEADQUARTERS. THE PUNISHMENTS THAT A THOT MAY BE PUNISHED INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO: SWIMMING WITH PIRANHAS, WALKING BEARFOOT ON GRAVEL, OR A HYSTERECTOMY. THEY MAY ALSO BE RELEASED IF THEY ARE FOUND NOT GUILTY OF PARTICIPATING IN THOT ACTIVITIES