Hello world[1]. This user's name is kaiti. Pleasure to meet you. That's kaiti, mind you. Not Katie, Kati, Kaity, Kayti, or any of the myriad other misspellings and malformations. Ariel Kaitlien, if you'd like to be technical. But enough about her name! She was challenged to write a Userpage that didn't rely solely on userboxes. So she's doing it. Enjoy, tea and cookies in that corner over there, she hopes they're suitable. Oh, and she does hope you're not allergic to cats! Nyaa~
This user is 17 years old and of multiple ancestries. She is proud of every bit of her heritage - including German, Native American, Austro-Hungarian, Russian, English, and Spanish. She is a Jew. She is bisexual - NOT "confused". She lives in the "lovely" state of Arizona, in the middle of the desert. The general population is unsure whether this user may or may not be an escaped genetic experiment. Her favourite colour is said to be green. She is not yet a professional procrastinator, but hopes to be one someday, if she ever gets around to it. She believes she is definitely a frood, and claims to know exactly where her towel is. More verifiable is that she is a complete geek. She is a carnivore. She hates cigarette smoke and is allergic to marijuana. She is, ironically, intolerant of intolerance. She's a Libra and a Snake. She understands both the Greek alphabet and the Hebrew alefbet, and can also read Braille.
This user supports the Simple English Wikipedia. She clicks the Random Article button far too often. She understands that Wikipedia is not censored for minors, and finds it to be quite a relief. She has a hard time being bold, for she is just a very small user. She strongly prefers to stick to topics with which she feels extremely comfortable. She edits grammatical errors, mistranslations, and misspellings harshly. She claims to have no problem assuming good faith. She does hope to help push Wikipedia to something considered a "reputable source".
The Way kaiti Talks
This user is indifferent to the singular they. She says "snuck". She likes to frequently split my infinitives. The passive voice is often used by her. As for putting prepositions at the end of sentences, it is something she has no problem with. She supports gender neutral language and wish English had a common gender-neutral third person personal pronoun. She does not, however, support politically correct speech. She strongly believes that too many people don't know how to use words they should've learned in grade two. She uses "whom" when the situation calls for it. She knows the difference between "which" and "that", "if" and "whether", "your" and "you're", and "there" and "their". She knows how to use apostrophes. She is a stickler for proper punctuation! She hate comma splices. She only uses serial commas when their omission could lead to confusion. She is addicted to ellipses... She uses Oxford spelling, but she's really been influenced by too many dialects and forms of English to claim to use any particular one.
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^Yes, she is a program. A new super advanced program designed to felinise the human race.
^"Real Life" is what most people call "life outside of the internet". However, this user does not believe in such a theory. She uses the term solely for communication with those who do not follow her (obviously correct) beliefs.