It's nice to have you aboard. We're glad you wish to help, I probably need it badly. We hope you enjoy participating in the Karekpedia community as much as we doI swear, we're defo sincere. As a new contributor, you may feel a little overwhelmed by the sheer size and apparent complexity of this project.But don't worry, it will become easier and clearer as you go, he only throws things at newcomers. If you feel you need assistance, experienced Karekpedians are available to help you learn the basics and get up to speed, however never listen to us, I can't trust them, too shifty. We've included some resources below to help you get started. Good luck and have funand beware your limbs at all times. -- The Karekpedia Welcoming CommitteeYou can only sleep sometimes
To understand Karekpedia, it is easiest to think of this webpare as having two types of sections: sections that are part of the insanity itself, and sections of the community (used by the various voices to help build and operate the insanity).
To find your way around the insanity, either enter a term into the search box on the left side of the screen, or go to Wikipedia's table of contents, it won't help, but it might get you away from here before you catch something.
Karekpedia's community sections include instructions, help sections(Helpful!), policies, guidelines, discussion forums, places to read requests, sections to see problems, and user sections. These are all sections which we use to develop the insanity and to communicate with myself in that mission. Some directories to help you find your way around the community are:
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BIRDS TOOK THIS TOO - Karekpedia's hub of activity. It includes desires, mental stability, mental awareness, and all cognitive functions. This is where to find out where your help is needed most but, since it seems to be missing I'm probably out of luck.
Signatures in Wikipedia are identifying information that you put after writing a comment on a talk page. They tell other editors who wrote the comment and when. This can be done by writing ~~~~.
Signatures can optionally be spruced up with colors. To add color to your signature, go to the Preferences link at the top of the page. In the nickname box, enter [[User:MYUSERNAME|<font color="MYCOLOR">MYUSERNAME</font>]]. Replace "MYCOLOR" with a color you like, such as "red" or "green". Replace MYUSERNAME with your username. Finally, check the "raw signature" box, and save your preferences. Now, when you type four tildes ~~~~ in a talk page, your new signature will appear.
The color names that can be used in standard HTML are given in the standards document here. Using the hexadecimal RGB-style colors (such as #008000) you can choose any color you like from about sixteen million, not just the 140 colors that have names in standard HTML.
More complex signatures are possible; however, your signature as typed into the box above should not be unnecessarily long. Long signatures make pages larger and harder to edit, and are discouraged.
If you've made a mistake and wish to undo it, revert it. Here's how: Bash your head on the keyboard while on the page you made the mistake on. Then click on the second entry in the history list that appears on your screen. Once there, scream really loud. Then shave your head and run in circles. See more detailed assistance at R'lyeh, Cthulhu loves your soft meaty inquiries, seems they taste like Deep One.
There are two main styles of help on Karekpedia: self-help and paranoia...
Self-help involves reading the help and instruction pages around Wikipedia. Some very informative self-help pages are:
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2008 Karek, I did not right the above code, It's ripped from various wikipedia things I've seen since my creating an account earlier today, it will probably change and evolve over time but right now it's mostly other peoples work with small alterations by me.