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Wikipedia VI: The Last Editor (draft for scenes 5 to 9)
[edit]Scene 5: The Vandal's Trap
[edit]Whoop whoop pull up, and Thekillerpenguin walk back into the German Wikipedia city where Jimbo, Brambleberry and Willy on Wheels are waiting.
- Whoop whoop pull up: We took back WP:ANI.
- Willy on Wheels: That's cool. What's the next move?
- Thekillerpenguin: We need more forces back out at WP:ANI. The vandals will probably strike again.
- Jimbo: OK, let's--
Jimbo stops as Vandal 4, disguised as a Wikipedian, bursts into the city.
- Vandal 4 (gasping): A vandal is coming here from the main page smuggling a bomb. You must stop him before he reaches the city!
Vandal 4 pretends to collapse from exhaustion.
- Jimbo: Let's go!