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User:Lazar.ivkov

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Lazar Ivkov (Serbian: Лазар Ивков, born on 4th of February 1993) has been living as an Earthling since he was born. His lives before his current one remain unknown. He continually started adding years to his lifespan from the moment he was pulled out from his mother's womb. [1] From 04.02.1993. to 04.02.2003. he added as much as 10 years, with some believing there was more to it, but that it was hidden from the public due to it's sensitivity. Then, from the previously mentioned date, up till 04.02.2013. he added 10 more years to his lifespan.

A commoner that he was, he blended in with the rest of the inhabitants of planet Earth smoothly. Never did he join a political party, believing that it was for pansies and dandies only. [2]

He was known for his silent judging from the back of a room or wherever the hell he was. He never stood up front, nor did he ever confront anyone. A philosopher that he said he was, he contemplated on human behaviour and behaviour in general.

I'm interested in why people behave the way they behave.

— Lazar Ivkov

He also contemplated about the misteries of universe and creation of life. Never did he find out anything useful, or unknown the the human kind already. Or so it's known to the public knowledge.

  1. ^ Rumors have it that he also lived 9 months in the mother's stomach, thus also adding that time period to his lifespan.
  2. ^ He publicly announced that not joining a political party was one of the biggest mistakes he made during his life on Earth.