User:LordRapture
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Hi! I joined Wikipedia in 2011, initially intending to contribute to the German Wikipedia, my native language. However, I quickly discovered that it was dominated by far-left activists who wouldn’t accept any other viewpoints. As a result, I stopped working on the German version in 2012 and began enhancing articles on the English Wikipedia, mainly focusing on video games and music. Interests[edit]
217 kilometres (135 miles) Hark! Behold Lord Rapture, a mythical titan born upon the illustrious day of December 27, 1983, in the bewitched land of Germany, where the air is thick with musical enchantments and caffeine flows like a river of gold. Aye, as a wee lad, he stumbled upon a passion for melodies whilst attending an underground soiree, where he sweareth upon the very stars that he beheld an angelic performance by a band of intergalactic rock stars—who, by the way, were all mere figments of his overactive imagination, or perhaps just some very enthusiastic cats. Since that fateful night, he hath set forth on a quest most noble yet utterly ridiculous, seeking every hidden gem in the boundless universe of music while simultaneously declaring that the best tunes be the ones blaring from a broken radio. Verily, he doth groove to the sickest beats as if he were dancing upon the graves of mediocrity, yet only in his mind, for in reality, he doth trip over his own shoelaces whilst attempting the moonwalk. When he is not amassing an epic collection of vinyls that he doth never listen to, thou mayest catch him engaged in fierce gaming battles, slaying pixelated beasts with the grace of a thousand stumbling elephants. 'Tis said that he once defeated the most notorious gaming villain whilst donning nothing but his beloved onesie adorned with cartoon penguins, and his legend spread like wildfire across the realms of Twitch—where he hath never actually streamed a single game. But lo! This grandiose gentleman is not merely a maestro of sound and a conqueror of video games; nay, he is also a grand philosopher, perched atop a mountain of books he hath never read, sipping on artisanal coffee that he doth brew in an old sock. Picture him, if thou wilt, as the love child of Socrates and a wayward goat, penning tales of grandeur that blend nonsensical ramblings with utterly bewildering adventures. Truly, his writing is both astonishingly brilliant and astoundingly terrible, an enigma wrapped in a conundrum. Despite his myriad talents, Lord Rapture remaineth a paragon of humility, employing his superhuman abilities for naught but whimsical pranks and chaotic laughter. He be ever keen to elevate his linguistic prowess, mastering both German and English with the elegance of a drunken swan. 'Tis known that he frequently interjects nonsensical memes into profound conversations, leaving all in fits of laughter. “Yeet!” he doth exclaim, not because he hath achieved grammatical mastery, but merely to express his deep confusion over life itself. In his downtime, thou mayest find him lounging with friends, dissecting the latest albums that were released a decade past, or engaging in raucous debates over which superhero would most assuredly lose in a battle royale—spoiler alert: he reckoneth it would be Batman, for “the bloke's got gadgets, but he hath no sense of humour, mate!” Thus, shouldst thou seek a whimsical journey rife with musical lunacy and gaming absurdities, look no further! Lord Rapture shall be thy most illustrious guide through this realm of utter nonsense. Let us vibe, dear friends, whilst standing on our heads and juggling flaming swords! |
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Favorite Games
[edit]| Rank | Game Title | Release Year | Genre |
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| 1 | Secret of Evermore | 1995 | Action RPG |
| 2 | Fallout 3 | 2008 | Action RPG |
| 3 | The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim | 2011 | Action RPG |
| 4 | Forza Horizon 4 | 2018 | Racing |
| 5 | Final Fantasy X | 2001 | JRPG |
| 6 | Final Fantasy XII | 2006 | JRPG |
| 7 | Soulcalibur IV | 2008 | Fighting |
| 8 | Vampire Survivors | 2021 | Action |
| 9 | The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past | 1991 | Action-adventure |
| 10 | Super Metroid | 1994 | Action-adventure |