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Inspector-General[edit]

I like the adjective general. Here's a table listing whether an office of the inspector-general is hyphenated and whether the word the is used.

The List-General[edit]

What is the List-General you ask? Well, you first need to know about the adjective general. It is a fun postpositive adjective that can be used in conjuncture with offices, officeholders, and positions. Thank DraftSaturn15. That fellow aided me in creating this giant list of positions and offices that have actually existed!

Enjoy: The List-General.

List Australia[edit]

So, several organisations in Australia call themselves "[Whatever] Australia". I don't know why and I don't know where this trend started but it's here to stay. I personally hate it but it's still something funny to note. Why do I hate it? It implies Australia is an adjective.

Besides, the name works best if the first word or words are verbs! That implies action! What in the hell is Services Australia? What is it not the Department of Customer Services or the Australia Customer Service (ACS)? I particularly hate government agencies that don't tell what they are. For example, is the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement an agency? You would say, "yes", but that's not in the name! You know the Australian Border Force is a force. You can have a bureau, division, office, agency, service, board, secretariat, directorate—there's way too many in the English language.

Best of all, you can even add the adjective -general onto the end of some! We have directorates-general and secretariats-general. Imagine the goodness that would be reaped from agencies-general or boards-general! You can't have Services-General Australia, can you?

Well, you can but you shouldn't.

Anyhow, here is List Australia.

Beliefs That Won't Change[edit]

Go here.

Enacting Clauses of Subnational Divisions[edit]

This Wikipedian enacts:

That You can find a page on enacting clauses deliberative bodies here.

Be It Therefore Enacted Acts of Australia[edit]

GREETING

WHEREAS the Parliament of Australia creates acts to govern the Commonwealth of Australia;

AND WHEREAS several acts of Australia feature preambles following the long title of the act;

AND WHEREAS I, the author of this page, would like a simple compilation of all in-force acts from the Parliament of Australia featuring preambles;

BE IT THEREFORE KNOWN that the table below contains the following:

(a) The act number of said act,
(b) The short title of said act,
(c) The long title of said act,
(d) And the body of text that we, the authors of this document, judge to be the preamble of said act;

AND THAT THIS text is not part of the preamble;

AND THAT YOU can access the table over here.