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Black helicopters, they DO exist.

My pledge

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I pledge to make edits transparently and in good faith. I pledge only to edit insofar as the quality, content, scope and/or truthiness of the material will be improved. I pledge not to edit for any vested self-interest, as in order for one's beliefs, philosophies and principles to be truly solid, they need to stand on the unadultered truth alone. Kthxbye!

I messed with 'your' page

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Drop me a line if I've edited work dear to you! I am not a douche and believe in building consensus and improving this awesome source of information, unless Jimbo Wales decides to sell out.

Sockpuppetry

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I am not a sockpuppet, though you may be my sockpoppet without knowing it.

What I'm Watching

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Rachel Scott, the reason I joined was an extraneous reference to Hitler's birthday in the Funeral section.

People make mistakes

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Don't bitch me out if I've made a mistake or hurt your feelings by changing something. Let me know on my talk page, unless I've announced my edit on the discussion page of the article. Then let's talk there. I will be polite, I promise.

Don't be to spel rong here

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I hate typos. Most of my corrections are for typos, or flat-out poor spelling. That and simplifying sentence structures so as to make Wikipedia more readable.

I was born more than 100 years ago

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Time did not collapse a century ago. Vague indiciators like "more than 100 years ago" are my enemy. I will make it all better.

Also, it's never over/under, it's "more than" or "less than." (Disclaimer: I am not, in fact, a grammar nazi), and have been known to haphazardly split my infinitives for the sake of cadence. Grammar is relatively new. Before the 19th century, there were few rules.

Trivia

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I used to have a different wikipedia user name but I stopped using it a long time ago.