User:Petri Krohn/Best hat texts

Witty

• Organism
  "Life on Earth" redirects here. For the BBC series, see Life on Earth (TV series).
• Lunar Society
  This page is about the historical club. For society on the moon, see Colonization of the Moon.
• List of ongoing conflicts
  "Current wars" redirects here. For power distribution, see War of Currents.

  (Spoiled by dab page Current wars)

• World Ocean
  Not to be confused with Ocean World.
• Space archaeology
  For the use of satellites for terrestrial archaeology, see Remote sensing (archaeology).
• Double identities
  • Lester Coleman
    Not to be confused with Lex Coleman.
  • Lex Coleman
    Not to be confused with Lester Coleman, Lester Knox Coleman, or Lester K. Coleman.

Lester Coleman is in fact Lex Coleman – or is he? Unfortunately his left half got deleted.

• User:John Kenney/Elephant (wikipedia article)

  This article is about the Wikipedia article "Elephant", for the article itself, see Elephant.

• Latin Rights
  This page is about Roman citizenship. For the Western Catholic Church, see Latin liturgical rites.

Unfunny

The following hatnotes are not at all funny, they were only added by vandals to make Wikipedia suck.

• Cat meat ([1])
  "Eating pussy" redirects here. For the sexual term, see Cunnilingus.
• Anal language ([2])

  Not to be confused with Anus language

• Anus language ([3])

  Not to be confused with Anal language

• Windbreak

  Not to be confused with breaking wind.