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When people show you who they are, believe them.

Oprah Winfrey, paraphrasing Maya Angelou, 2011

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
Through your stomach and out your mouth
So don't you laugh when the hearse goes by
'Cause you might be the next to die.

My grandmother's version of The Hearse Song, which she used to explain to me as a four-year-old the concepts of schadenfreude, "what goes around comes around", and "be careful what you wish for because you just might get it"