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User:Robert Bobwater

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Senator Robert "Jim" Bobwater (R-ID) is the senior Republican senator from Idaho. He has been for the past 38 years, being himself 87, and has been reelected nine times. He currently resides in Boise with his wife; his three children have moved to various corners of the country. He makes frequent commutes to Washington in order to do senatory things, and is confident about his '08 reelection prospects.

Prehistory

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Sen. Bobwater was born February 27, 1920 in Beverly Hills, CA to unremarkable parents. After living there for a few years, however, his parents grew tired of the hustle and bustle and moved to Boise, where they would still reside if they were not dead. After completing school in Boise, Robert enrolled in Yale Law where he graduated in 1932 with a Masters and a 4.184 GPA. He then moved back to Boise, where he became a titled partner in the law firm of Bobwater, Bobwater, Bobwater and Clyde.

Politics

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After serving as a lawyer for twenty years, Robert set his sights higher. He ran for senior senator of Idaho, and won. It is a position he has held for the past 38 years, and not one he plans on giving up any time soon.

Some Other Things Also

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In his free time, Sen. Bobwater enjoys trawling Wikipedia for random facts, writing his memoirs, and typing in italics.

Wikipedia

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The Senator enjoys Wikipedia regularly as a source of all things informational, and has only recently (10/2X/06) become a member. His greatest contributions as of yet have been various punctuation and grammatical errors which were done under an IP and therefore not listed in his contributions. Sen. Bobwater finds it amusing that his colleagues think of the internet as a series of tubes.

Senator Bobwater

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Can be contacted at robert dot bobwater at gmail dot com.