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Landius Lobsterus

The land lobster (Landius Lobsterus) is a very rare breed of lobster that is often confused for a stuffed animal. This is a very common mistake and is easily understood as the land lobster is fury, like a stuffed animal, and appears to the untrained eye to be filled with stuffing; but this is not true. The land lobster is very much live but they are also very shy. This shyness coupled with their naturally high intelligence helps them to hide right under the nose of humans (homo spaien). The lobster hides in the best way it knows how, it simply acts like a stuffed animal. These lobsters are rare, so rare that few people even know they exist at all. This rarity is attributed to one reason and one reason alone. Land lobsters can only live as long as they are loved. The second one of these amazing creatures is stopped being loved by anyone, that is to say they are no longer loved by anyone person or lobster, they sadly die. Their death occurs becuase like humans need air these lobsters need love. They not only need love to "breath" but to "feed" on and they also "drink" love. It is a very peculiar thing but for anyone that has ever seen one of these amazing crustatians they know this to be 100% true.

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  Male Land Lobster
• Female Land Lobster
  Female Land Lobster
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  Male and female cuddling. Notice the size difference

NOTE: Because of the rarity of the Land Lobster i beg anyone who has any information they would like to add please feel free to do so at anytime. Thank you.