User:Short Brigade Harvester Boris (original)/manifesto
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The Cabalist Manifesto |  |
A spectre is haunting Wikipedia—the spectre of cabalism. All the Powers of reaction have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: [NAME REDACTED] and [NAME REDACTED], [NAME REDACTED] and [NAME REDACTED], [NAME REDACTED] and [NAME REDACTED]. Where is the consensus that has not been decried as cabalistic by its opponents? Where is the cabal that has not hurled back the branding reproach of cabalism, against the cabal opposing it?
The history of all hitherto existing editing on Wikipedia is the history of cabal struggles. Pro-Israeli POV-pusher and pro-Palestinian POV-pusher, snake oil devotee and Big Pharma operative, self-described "skeptic" and self-described "skeptic", Obama volunteer and sockpuppeteering Swift Boater, in a word, oppressor and oppressor, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a unenforced civility parole, or in the common ruin of the contending classes.
The cabalists now disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions. The cabalists have nothing to lose but their credibility. They have a world to win—a world where that "massacre" is no longer called an "incident", or where "pseudoscience" is in the lead instead of buried in the second, third, fifth, seventh, eight, and ninth paragaphs. Cabalists of the world, unite!
For great justice[edit]
The jig is up. By unassailable logic, denial of a cabal's existence is evidence for a cabal's existence.[1] So there's no use pretending any more. We'll save time and move straight from "denial" to "acceptance."
We are a cabal.
There. We've said it. But who are we?