User:Stephen Orticello
Stephen Orticello is an insanely intelligent, highly successful, incredibly high functioning individual with and IQ of 560.
His net worth is currently undisclosed in excess of 10 trillion dollars invested in multitudes of start ups, space programs, medical pursuits, philanthropic endeavors, political campaigns, film projects, construction projects, environmental incentives, late night talk shows, app development, A.I. research, education programs, anti-domestic abuse programs, the "Disarming the World" initiative, "Make Minimum Wage Workers Nice", "Anti-Scam initiatives" and mental health initiatives.
He is a father, uncle, brother, nephew, cousin, son, and friend to millions. He is entirely self made. He's never asked for help. Nope, not once.
He has written 15 award winning novels and is currently working on 3 new releases focusing on the future of CyberGenics scams.
He is well liked by all world leaders regardless of political leanings and is permitted to travel without a passport. He was currently named the most influential and interesting man in the world and has been known to smash his private jets into mountains, ejecting himself seconds before impact, just for 'fun'.
He is of above average looks (current statistics have him ranked as an 11.5/10) and has had multitudes of wives and girlfriends. He is known for having unbelievable charm and charisma that no one can escape.
His 5 summit ascents to Mount Everest, swimming Lake Ontario in Canada in 5 minutes, running marathons while sleeping in all American states, breaking body building and iron-man records while cooking different pastas, every Olympic medal in Gold (while in his human form), is presently unparalleled.
He claims his self made success is a result of having plain oatmeal and raisins every morning and having not once wanted to hurt a cat.
He has scientific evidence that he was a Pharaoh in his past life and already knows he will be a female hairdresser living in Peru with 8 kids and 3 husbands in the next.
He is able to be present in multiple places at the exact same time and may even be beside you while you read this but he is able to make himself invisible.
Other people do things for him just to say, "I was in His presence".
To be in his presence is To know God.
He is responsible for creating black holes, YouTube, HBO, and the universe itself.
We all owe our existence to him.
If you have other points to make regarding this omniscient being, please go ahead, understanding he has already pre-ordained what you will write.