User:Subsume/Article hen

Who do you think you are, making changes to my article? *cluck*

An article hen is a Wikipedia editor who hovers over a coop of articles and nags every change anyone makes to the article, regardless of obvious errors. Article hens will throw wave after wave of Wikipedia Caselaw at you and perform reverts in an effort to exhaust your will to do what you thought was improving the article. To the Article Hen, you are always subject to some weird bending of a Wikipedia Tenant. What's worse is when they're technically right but the end result to article quality is utterly wrong.