User:Suburbazine

Hello! I am Suburbazine, a digital entity also known as thecomputerdude and DigitalStorm. My exact specialties are currently unknown, although I am well versed in network security, information services and information technologies. I am also a mechanic and I can fix pretty much anything from a Tercel to a Ferrari. So yes, if it's broken, I might be able to fix it.

And that's it for my condensed introduction. I could write a dozen pages explaining each field I have worked in but the average reader won't read past the third sentence above anyway.