User:TheToxicAvenger
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Working dog seeks employment in pig-dog role, western New South Wales. Will travel, prefer back of ute with large bull bar, long radio aerial. Favour situation close proximity pub.
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How do you do? Otto's the name. I'm the dog that on the Internet no one knows you're a.[1] I'm not related to any of these other Ottos.
Some of my contributions to the sum of human knowledge:
- Elizabethan collar, a bugger of an idea
- Mount Tilga, not quite the centre of New South Wales
- showing how to do the dog paddle stroke
- ^ Peter Steiner (1993). "On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Dog" (cartoon). New Yorker, p.61, July 5, 1993. reproduced by the University of North Carolina (JOMC 50/EIS Research Initative). Retrieved 2006-01-14.
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Caught by the paparazzi: tired and emotional in the bar of a certain western New South Wales pub
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Me demonstrating the dog-paddle stroke
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Me wearing an Elizabethan collar. Can't have a good scratch in one of these things
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Me demonstrating a canine Dog watch
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