User:Tony Sidaway/Bicycle award

The Bicycle award

I decided it was time I started handing out gongs to the great and good. I loathe barnstars (if you award me one don't be surprised if it metamorphoses into a pornstar!) so I'm making my own award: the bicycle.

Why the bicycle?

Good question. Answer: they're pretty. Simple as that. I like looking at pretty things and I figure I might as well make my awards pretty.

Why do I award them?

Because I think you've done something good and I want to say thanks in a showy way that will make me look good too. Pathetic, isn't it?

Recipients

1. 15:15, 14 October 2005 (UTC) User:Jessamyn, a self-professed revolting librarian. Being a librarian is cool enough, but I awarded this to Jessamyn for "excellent pedal work during a deletion debate...for expanding Midget wrestler"
2. 22:30, 6 January 2006 (UTC) User:Kelly Martin, "for superb use of gears on tricky gradients." Consistently making steady progress on some very treacherous roads.
3. 16:49, 27 January 2006 (UTC) User:Cool Cat. "For staying in the saddle."