User:Waldo J. Cartridge

Waldo J. Cartridge is a screenwriter, Indie film maker, author, and dismal stand-up comic. Host and judge of the annual Waldo J. Cartridge Award for outstanding achievement in entertainment.

The Waldo J. Cartridge Award for outstanding achievement in Entertainment.

Qualifications: Entry must have outstandingly achieved in entertainment.

Past Winners:

• The Village People
• Vanilla Ice
• Jack Black
• Tenacious D (Jack Black and Kyle Gass)
• Paul Giamatti
• Ed Deacy
• Joe Pesci
• Jimmy Stewart
• Don Knotts
• Peter Sellers and Blake Edwards
• Waldo J. Cartridge

This Year's Nominees:

• Paul Giamatti-For his outstanding performance as Joe Gould in Ron Howard's Cinderella Man.
• Jack Black-For his outstanding performance as Carl Denham in Peter Jackson's King Kong.
• Andrew Adamson-For his outstanding direction of C. S. Lewis's Narnia.
• Brendon Gleeson-For his outstanding performance as a Hogwarts Professer in Mike Newell's Harry Potter.
• Neil Young-For his outstanding work on the new album Prarie Wind.
• Tim McGraw-For his outstanding work on the original song Live Like You Were Dying.
• Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg-For their outstanding work on the SNL Digital Short, Lazy Sunday.
• Louis Lombardi For his outstanding performance as Edgar Stiles on thrilling FOX primetime series 24.

Woody's Edits

• Ed Deacy*...Music, Acting, and Coping Genius
• Live Like You Were Dying*..."like tomorrow was a gift, and you had eternity to think about what you did with it..."
• user:Bombs Away...one of Woody's favorite bands
• The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian sequence/order article...Woody's favorite series of books, and he hopes it will become his favorite series of films

asterisk: these pages were Woody's own creation

WINNER ANNOUNCED!

Waldo J. Cartridge has announced this year's winner of the Waldo J. Cartridge Award for outstanding achievement in entertainment. The winner is Cartridge's long-time friend, Paul Giamatti. This was not a surprise for Cartridge fans, Giamatti won both for his outstanding performance and his lack of an Oscar, stolen by Cartridge nemesis George Clooney. The real surprise was before the award, when a last minute nominee was presented. Louis Lombardi, known for Edgar Stiles, the 24 role he made famous, was honored with a last minute nomination. This is most likely explained as an homage to his character's untimely death last Monday.

-By Georgie O'Brien (posted by Waldo J. Cartridge himself)

News From The Waldo Files

Hey everyone, fans, friends, and just normal people who found this site. In my files I generally like to write updates and news about the best you can find in entertainment. Right now, for me, the best you can get is obvious. Has anyone heard of the thrilling FOX hit primetime series 24? If you haven't, I would best advise you to start hearing about it right now. It's simply a great show with great concept and great acting. It's just great. While I'd love to give it a professional review, the personal entertainment of myself renders all of that impossible. I feel too much joy and connection to the show. I almost cried after the silent clock homage to deceased CTU legend Edgar Stiles. I find it in my duty to get some other people there crying with me, every Monday night.

-3/13/2006 (Monday: 0:10:00 untill this week's episode)

BLOG

For more Waldo on the media in the media, go to my new blog. [1] It has great insight and constant updates, possibly because I don't have anything else to do with my time. Also try:

• [2]-Waldo Award Blog

• [3]-My good friend and blogging comrade Alex

• [4]-My childhood friend Bobby (Lee)'s blog

• [5]-Edgar Scanman, Bombs Away member's blog

• [6] -John Guttenhiemer, my friend and co-worker from the USSR's blog

Where's Waldo?

I'm writing a book, titled, Where's Waldo?.