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Waylon Chang
File:Element zirconium.jpg A Very Talented Basketball Player

Waylon Chang, NBA all star on the Houston Rockets. With 6 rings on his hands, he is shooting over 70% on the floor. He once beat Michael Jordan on a 1v1 all star tournament at the age of thirteen.

Early Cheerer

haha]

First Championship

yup TOO BIG TOO STRONG TOO FAST TOO GOOD

Second Campionship

lol

Third Championship

i'm the best

Middle Cheerer=

he is the best hahahaha

Retirement

beat Derrick Rose

beat Rudy Gay

beat Allen Iverson

beat Larry Bird

beat Michael Jordan

beat James Harden [ beat LeBron James

got beaten by Kobe Bryant

killed Justin Bieber

killed One Direction

saved The Beatles

ate Macaroni and cheese

Tried the MLB

Favorite Quote

The Sun is pretty big, but the Moon is not so big. The Sun is also quite hot.

This cake is larger than my face

I Love my Cat I hate shooting air balls.

I love game winners.

How to beat D Rose.

How to beat MJ.

How to beat Waylon Chang.

Lists

• I love Food
  1. Especially Chinese Food
     • like

       Fried Rice

       Fried Noodles

       Fried Chicken

• Math is easy:
  • 1+1=3
• OH NO
  • I did this wrong
    • Should be
      • 1+1=2

• When I get home
  • Shower
    • Homework
      • Sleep

Categories

Category:People Category:Basketball Category:Foods Category:Inventors Category:Love Category:Theories Category:Murder Category:Sports Category:American people Category:Baseball

Tables

Waylon	David	John
Handsome	OK	Ugly
Smart	OK	Stupid
Wise	OK	Retarded

Chinese Food	Mexican Food	American Food
So Good	Little Sour	Little Oily
Cheap	Expensive	Cheap

Pictures

Picture of a Zirconium

Galleries

Picture of a Zirconium

TOC

Chinese Food . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1

  Mexican Food  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2
  American Food . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3

References

• Brown, Rebecca (2006). "Size of the Moon," Scientific American, 51(78).
• Miller, Edward (2005). The Sun. Academic Press.
• Black, Rebecca(2012). "How to eat a Cake. Lovelies.
• Cullen, Edward (2010). How to eat Cats. Waylons.
• Chang, Waylon(1998). How to SUCK in Basketball. LOLLIPOPS
• Chang, Waylon(1998). How to be a great player. LOLLIPOPS
• Chang, Waylon(1998). Things that are impossible. LOLLIPOPS
• Chang, Waylon(1998). Things that are impossible. LOLLIPOPS
• Chang, Waylon(1998). Things that are COMPLETELY impossible. LOLLIPOPS