User:Zerophyte

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"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddam stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something, they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life." – J. D. Salinger

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-ca-4Even though this person is so faking their California English, they're totally undetectable. I mean, you can't even tell.

nws-NThis user bellyfeels newspeak.

fr-2Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

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ja-1この利用者は初級の日本語ができます。

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アニメThis user is an anime otaku.

*_*This user loves manga.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Anime and manga.

band-3This user likes Smashing Pumpkins.

This user's IRC nick is zerophyte on the server irc.rizon.net.

atheosThis user is an atheist.

This user is a university student.

This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm (zerophyte).

FMP!This user watches Kaname Chidori very closely.

This user thinks the book A Clockwork Orange is horrorshow.

GITSThis user's cyberbrain was hacked.

Big Brother is watching this user.

7+1This user enjoys the Discworld series.

FMAThis user believes in The Truth Beyond Truths.

64This user uses an x86-64 processor.

This user plays the guitar.

This user contributes to Digg.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

C-1This user is a beginning C programmer.

Java-2This user is an intermediate Java programmer.

C#This user can program in C#.

This user is not interested in normal humans.

PHP-1This user is a beginning PHP programmer.

bashThis user can program in Bash.

HTML-2This user is an intermediate HTML user.

This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.

…This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

TRIGUNThis user wants their $$60 billion.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

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IRCThis user uses mIRC for chatting on IRC.

This user does not believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, but agrees it is as likely as creationism.

This user uses µTorrent.

WinXPRegretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user contributes using Slackware Linux.

This user contributes using Ubuntu.

BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

SARCThis user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.

This user is a carnivore.

This user drinks beer.

CokeThis user believes Pepsi is no match for Coke. Not even close.Pepsi

Java-4This user is an expert coffee drinker.

This user eats sushi.

This user loves to eat beef.

This user couldn't live without bagels, but NO CREAM CHEESE!

This user loves to eat pineapples.

cvg-4This user is an expert gamer.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

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devThis user is interested in video game development.

This user likes both the PSP and the DS.

This user plays the Xbox 360.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

This user prefers the PlayStation Portable over the Nintendo DS.

This user plays all the Elder Scrolls games.

This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

λThis user plays Half-Life 2.

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World War II

This user enjoys skateboarding.

This user enjoys writing.

This user writes poetry.

This user is interested in Gothic literature.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user enjoys reading science fiction.

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This user enjoys comics.

This user reads webcomics.

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This user has satellite television provided by Sky.

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FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

This user demands you
respect my authoritah!

This user is a fan of Blackadder.

This user is not dead yet. He's getting better!

Ted	This user has visited Craggy Island.

KubrickThis user thinks that Stanley Kubrick is the greatest director of all time.

LynchThis user is a fan of David Lynch's films.

machThis user watches machinima.

This user accepts the alias Pink.

PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

All your base are belong to this user.

DDThey made this user do it.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

This user thinks that Robert De Niro is the greatest actor or actress of all time.

This user is a big fan of actor or actress Al Pacino.

This user is a big fan of actor or actress Kevin Spacey.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user is a fan of David Bowie.

This user appreciates progressive rock.

This user enjoys indie rock.

This user likes alternative rock.

This user has an iPod.

This user's time zone is GMT.

!This user is a userbox kleptomaniac.