User talk:Bolsen

Welcome! Challa at me? I am down to talk heat on the following subjects:

• Crimes, both actual and hypothetical committed by Miami (Fl.) players
• Mitch Mustain's transfer to USC shortly after he had his mom confront Houston Nutt following his underperformance at Arkansas and his failure to outshine Felix Jones and Darren McFadden
• The questionable placement of Jim Tressel's American Flag lapel at the point of his v-neck sweater.

I look forward to discussing these and other topics. Also, any discussion of the Manichean relationship between Mitch Mustain and Mark Sanchez is welcome.