User talk:Jack Sebastian/Unprotected talk page

If you are here, then is it likely that:

• a) You seeking to know if it is safe";
• b) you like me in that way; or
• c) are an IP or otherwise not able to edit User talk:MuZemike because a few ass hats have made this page necessary. Here are some ground rules:

1. Post on the bottom of the page and sign with four tildes ~~~~.
2. Maintain proper civility, and decorum, and I will guarantee to do the same in return.
3. If User talk:Jack Sebastian is not semi-protected, then this page will be full-protected.
4. I reserve the right to remove, suppress, or outright delete any and all blatant vandalism by any means necessary. I also fully reserver the right to tickle you.
5. I humbly accept gratuities, mostly in larger bills (it's the new economy: deal with it :) )